Put it on the Ritz: Masseur alleged to have used natural foot cream on customer

Of course there has to be some minor mysteries to attract the sleuths in the Slabbed Nation:

Ritz-Carlton massage therapist arrested after customer reports sexual misconduct ~ Ken Daley

New Orleans police did not immediately respond to questions about the probe. It’s unclear why Russo was not arrested until 16 months after the woman made her complaint and five months after his arrest warrant was issued.

As several commenters to Daley’s piece noted, Charles Russo bears a striking resemblance to Jerry Seinfeld. Meantime here on Slabbed, Russo looks to soon be joining Keith in the Hall of Infamy.