Comment bump Wednesday: Whew doggie!

RFP solves the mystery of the scatologically challenged commenter “I Smell Poop”, who was insistent that our own Harry Connick Jr. is from Weston Connecticut.  Sight unseen I’ll posit Harry’s former homies are still feeling no love for the newest judge on American Idol. Those that wish to see more of Harry’s dark side should click here.

Next up is Ricardo, who may have solved the case of the local radio personality Jenn and her wild cab ride with a local cabbie. Like the late, great Ambrose Bierce used to say:

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.

Finally Kidd has proposed a solution for dealing with Louisiana’s problem with judicial overpopulation as identified yesterday by BGR.  I personally think his solution is a bit draconian.

Meantime in other news……

Katrina flood lawsuit plaintiffs ask judge to rule against Aaron Broussard ~ Paul Purpura

Cross motions for summary judgment on the same issue, in this case whether the former Goatherder in Chief was so busy lining his pockets with graft that his failure to lead Parish Government during and after Hurricane Katrina is tantamount to “willful and wanton misconduct” is a ballsy legal gambit folks.  Yes, my own considered personal opinion is that everything Broussard did was willful and wanton, likely right on down to the crocodile tears he shed on Meet the Press.  These Goatherders are excellent crocodile criers from way far back folks. Continue reading “Comment bump Wednesday: Whew doggie!”

Slabbed solves the mystery of the lusty lawyer and perverted cabbie (Updated)

Mark writes:

Talk about trying to hide your identity. Have the sleuths on slabbed figure out who this 32 year old “single mother, lawyer and the host of a local radio show” is?

Taxi driver shoots lewd video of customer in cab, then tries extortion, cops say ~ Helen Freund

And of course in the local legal community it has to have a sex, drugs ‘n” rock and roll component:

According to the woman’s account, she had been out with friends celebrating at Galatoires earlier that evening and was intoxicated by the time she got into a cab on Bourbon Street. The cab driver began driving her home, during which time she admittedly flirted with him and kissed him, but said she never gave him permission to do what he did next.

At some point during the ride, Farrell pulled over, she said, took out his cellphone and began taping her. She said she was in no state to be aware of how exposed she was; in fact, she said, she was unaware that he was filming anything at all.

“I was confused, and I touched his arm and asked him what happened, why he had stopped kissing me,” she said. At that point, the woman said, Ferrell got visibly upset and exclaimed that he had not kissed her, and that he was a “loving and devoted boyfriend.”

Of course since drunken nudity is involved one of the parties to the party gets a pass and like the continuing mystery of the Tranny and politically connected NOLA JD Mystery John it falls to Slabbed to solve this mystery since the the lady involved is a “single mother, lawyer and the host of a local radio show”. Hmmmm, lets look at a lovely video while Slabbed thinks about those clues: Continue reading “Slabbed solves the mystery of the lusty lawyer and perverted cabbie (Updated)”