Ashley, a 20-year-old LSU student from Lafayette, has a secret.
Not any more she doesn’t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxPaE
Website links co-eds with ‘sugar daddies’ ~ Koran Addo
Over the past few days internally here at Slabbed we’ve been talking the ye ol’ call girl network, which a discriminating muckraker will tell you is often a very valuable source of muck. The themes involving the human condition that makes sex + pillow talk + another “catalyst” are as old as humankind itself as the more historically recent example of Mata Hari illustrates. That informational network is a tricky thing to navigate as the gang all are keenly aware that hookers that know too much and talk often have a habit of ending up dead. As a group the women are brutally self honest about what they are in “whores”, such self honesty I respect greatly.
With that set up my opinion is most common folks look at prostitution from a big picture standpoint rather than a legalistic one. Any sex act in exchange for a quid pro quo / accommodation is gonna be viewed through that lens by all but the lawyerly types. It shows in the comments to Addo’s story such as this one:
She said her “sugar daddy” pays her a $1,200 “allowance” for every weekend they spend together. She said there is intimacy between them but it hasn’t progressed to sex. And she sometime goes a couple of times a month. Yeah, right. Just to be eye candy hanging on his arm. Either she’s a liar or he’s impotent.
In any event when I was a poor college student way back in during the ice age plumbing the depths of the “peanut butter and jelly days” it never occurred to me there are a myriad of unique ways I could’ve paid for college. The good folks over at SeekingArrangement.com, Ashley’s website, explain:
Meet a Smart Sugar Daddy
If your parents can’t afford to pay your tuition, why not find another daddy who can? Our average Sugar Babies make about $3,000 a month. This could be used to pay tuition or just truly enjoy the college life. Say bye, bye to nasty Ramen Noodles, and hello to numerous pairs of designer duds.
Read an Inspiring, Scandalous Novel
One of the most jaw dropping college inspired novels is Marc Acito’s How I Paid for College. The book is about a young male named Edward Zanni who wishes to go to Julliard, but alas, his father refuses to pay for him to go to “some art school”. Since he knows his father has enough money to cover the entire tuition and then some, Edward decides to cause an ample amount of ruckus in order to get his dad to change his mind.
It’s funny, witty, dirty, and a bit wrong, but those are the best things about it! Although it may not give the best advice when it comes to honestly finding money for college, it will make you wish you had this amazing group of friends to join the outrageous, epic ride with you.
Donate Your Prized Sperm or Eggs
A recent study conducted by PBS in 2013, cited women making between $5,000 to $10,000 for egg donations. On the other end of the spectrum, however, men only make $100 per donation. Ladies, this is a great opportunity. One donation could mean an entire semester covered or ample spending money for a few months.
Fellas, don’t give up, after a few sessions you could have spending money as well. Just remember, 18 years, 18 years… it wasn’t in the contract, but she could have you for 18 years!
If you are a poor male college student at USM today the good folks at Helping Hand Sperm Bank are conveniently located a couple blocks from campus. Lest I digress.
So does Ashley gets to remain in the sorority while Morgan gets booted? In Morgan’s case the State of Florida’s statutorily mandated Character Education curriculum failed her just as surely as Louisiana’s failed Ashley because I see little difference between them. Maybe I’m just too much old school. Don’t get me wrong, College life was lusty in the 1980s too but the ways kids can veer off the path have multiplied exponentially in my opinion thanks to the internet.