For those of you legal eagles that specialize in jury profiling….

Here on the spacious campus of the worldwide headquarters of Slabbed New Media on the west side of Pine Hill, the following from the east side of Pine Hill sums it up for rural south Mississippi folks:

“We can’t exactly compete with the big festivals along the Coast and we don’t try to mask ourselves as those,” he said Saturday. “We are a family festival. You can bring your kids. There’s not vulgar music or alcohol everywhere. It’s just a really family-friendly environment and that’s what we pride ourself on, the small-town feel.”

And the research even travels well. :-)

Back on the main stage, country musician Jeff Bates had the crowd swaying and singing along to several of his chart toppers, such as “Long, Slow Kisses.”

A native of Columbia, Bates said he loves getting back to Mississippi any chance he gets.

“To get invited down to Wiggins to play is a big deal to me,” he said. “I love it because Wiggins and Columbia aren’t that different and to get here and see all the family oriented stuff, that’s what means a lot to me. I’m standing here right now looking at ladies pulling kids in wagons, and they have all kinds of stuff for kids to do.

“This is America and to me this is what it’s all about. It don’t get any better than this.”

2 thoughts on “For those of you legal eagles that specialize in jury profiling….”

  1. Long slow kisses? Long slow kisses? Did you say long slow kisses ? – I’m no Baptist but isn’t that’s an exchange of body fluids. Can’t have that on the virgin sand dunes of the Gulf Coast where the fiddler crabs run naked, occasionally play with 100lb tar balls while keeping a cautious eye out for da’ mad crabber, Dr. Sramuzza of Seafood City.

    Speaking about emission of body fluids the Advocate reports that Children’s Hospital has spit out a new contract of $ 75 million less because of East Jefferson Hospital’s poor financial status. And I thought the EastBank had all the well- to- do people or is it that Westbank people are more unhealthy?

    Could it be that Chris Roberts’ excretion of BS words about HCA caused them to leave thereby leaving only two potential suitors with Ochsner , who could be eliminated on basis of monopoly, soon taking a powder leaving Children’s as the only kid in town standing.

    With all this smelly, excreted news i say its time to reconstitute the NASA program with Chrissy as the first 5AM toiletnaut into outer space:

    1. “Just relax and enjoy your shit” – technician’s last words spoken to 5AM toiletnaut Roberts before blastoff:

      What’s that Roberts, yo’ a little sick and vomiting from the smell of yo’ own BS. Now you know how the voters are feelin’ these days.

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