Into the minds of the “Park Avenue” lawyers in the Goatherder Nation: Keep pumping Danny Abel’s letter writing campaign at the 5th Circuit boys!

What can I say folks but ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Hot off the presses from the legal jackassery department over at the Super 8 Motel on Clearview:

Moreover, the Webbs’ attorney, Daniel G. Abel, has repeatedly engaged in sanctionable conduct before this court. In Chisei v. Auto Club Family Ins. Co., 374 F. App’x 475, 477 (5th Cir. 2010), a panel of this court awarded sanctions against Mr. Abel’s client because Mr. Abel’s briefs were “wholly without merit,” “fail[ed] to fairly address the substance of the district court’s findings,” and “demonstrate[d] a pointed disrespect for ‘the limited resources of the judicial system.’” (quoting Stearman v. Comm’r, 436 F.3d 533, 540 (5th Cir. 2006)). In Martin v. Magee, No. 12-30263, 2012 WL 6644228, at *2 (5th Cir. Dec. 12, 2012), another panel of this court imposed $3,000 in sanctions against Mr. Abel, after finding that his briefing “indentifie[d] no legal error and raise[d] no significant, appealable issue.” Mr. Abel’s actions in this case continue what the Martin panel correctly described as “a continued pattern of filing frivolous, vexatious appeals that waste judicial resources.” Id.

Because the instant appeal is frivolous, vexatious, and wastes judicial resources and because Mr. Abel has repeatedly abused the appellate process, we GRANT the motion for sanctions and impose sanctions against Mr. Abel in the amount of the reasonable attorneys’ fees and costs incurred by Morella in connection with this appeal. We REMAND to the district court for determination of reasonable fees and costs.

Now for some lovely music.

And it burns burns burns………

Now the related court order. Click the pic to nab the 2 page pdf.

5th Circuit Order - Haik Case - Sanctions

7 thoughts on “Into the minds of the “Park Avenue” lawyers in the Goatherder Nation: Keep pumping Danny Abel’s letter writing campaign at the 5th Circuit boys!”

  1. There you go, Mr. Laird.

    Why don’t you file a motion to expand the appellate record with these documents? Maybe your panel hasn’t yet had the displeasure of reading the stupid shit Daniel G. Abel is known for among other panels of the 5th Circuit.

    1. I think he is well known in several courthouses.

      I understand Abel has issued subpoenas in a case where discovery has been stayed, namely the SLAPP suit he filed against me. Something is screwy in St Louie and we’re getting to the bottom of it.

      I’ve also heard from the courts in Canada, who have postponed Leary and Perret’s latest attempts to harass me from Canada. It is clear that gang considers themselves badly misinformed to the point where they beclowned themselves. No judge like being beclowned, even the Canadian variety so I’ll graciously educate them concerning Aaron Broussard’s two brief case boys at Trout Point Lodge.

      1. Issuing sdts for discovery that is stayed. Tell us who the learned judge is, Doug, so we can see if there’s yet another judge unwilling to put up with such BS or not.

      2. Her Honor never did grant his motion to do any discovery, did she? Did I miss that on the docket?

        Who has he subpoenaed? What has he subpoenaed? Is it a subpoena to appear at the hearing?

  2. Another priceless goats-in-your garden, Fruit-of-Loom sanction “brief” hits the 5th Circuit judicial fashion place.

    The fashion Judges stated Abel’s ” brief” was ” frivolous, vexatious and wastes judicial time..”.

    Will the Lard “brief” be adjudged full of screaming goat fat,slippery,cheesy and loosely supported before the critical eyes of the 5th Circuit panel.

    Doug,on May 15th when you take yo’cat walk past da’ judges critical eyes you’re gonna ” like the way yo’ look” in those Haspel factory “briefs”, I gauruntee it.

  3. Well then! There was a book or a tv show titled something like How to win friends and influence people

  4. Congratulations Doug! We are all proud for you!!!

    P. S. Baaa – They’re sexy and they know it!!! LMAO

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