Alternative New Media for the Gulf South
Da’ SlabbedNation can “Depends” on da’ “briefs” of da’ Haspel bros’. Dey be truthfully leak proof, allow lots of dat’ good sunshin’ and air in and garunteed 100% to done keep dem’ goats out your garden permanently.
Fo’sure cher, dem ole stuffy,”padded briefs” may keep dem’ toosierolls warm up in dat cold Nova Scotia tundra, but down here in da’ humid south, dey are losers cuz’ dey done get all “caught” up like goats in yo’ garden.
Fruit Of The Loom briefs bees out, Haspel briefs bees in !
Sunshine? More likely you’d need a laser.
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