Mayor Tim Kerner, the de facto Dictator of Lafitte, along with his miscreants on the Town Council, were all “re-anointed” as a result of the total lack of CITIZEN/VOTER participation and the resignation of defeat by a populace whose apathy can best be described as an insult to all members of our military that have died in the past and are serving presently to instill the goals of a republican democratic process around the world, buttressed on the freedom to vote !
And I quote from the delusional Dictator himself:
“Kerner said he feels honored to be re-elected without opposition. “It’s really a wonderful thing. It makes me want to work even harder to do a good job for the people of Lafitte,” he said.
What election fool ? What tripe ! You and others hold office only as a result of the public’s default of their moral obligation and responsibility to honor and maintain the constitutional electoral system guaranteed by our Republican Democracy. God forbid that this should be the norm in Jefferson Parish and/or any of its parochial cities/towns within its political boundaries.
So of course the most arrogant High Porkness Roberts is deserving of the same…Kerner is only a Dictator of a small province within ‘my’ principality…I am entitled to my princely rule…why else would I have spent $190,000 thousand dollars in 2009 from my campaign fund to buy my new Mardi Gras Float, a tractor to pull the float, maintain an antique Fire Engine to put out the fire on the float caused from an electrical overload of the $40,000 Thousand PLUS Dollars of sound and video equipment bought to entertain my subjects along the parade route while I throw them the $10’s of Thousands of Dollars of Chinese beads and favors. Not to mention the $10’s of Thousands of Dollars spent on golf carts in Las Vegas for those special campaign contributors, and the Thousands of Dollars for ‘transportation’ for my private party during the Jefferson Parish Politico Whore Extravaganza known as the Tarpon Rodeo. Oh yea, the snowball stand…around $7,000 Thousand Dollars…
It may be that mini-me is having fits of schizophrenic grandeur, similar to those of his new-found best buddy, former Emperor of Jefferson Parish, Broussard. WOW!
“Why should the voters of Jefferson Parish be given a choice of candidates…they’re just as ignorant and stupid as the SHEEPLE in Lafitte…I must act! Yes, take command as I did when Larry (Sisung) told me to facilitate the illegal appointment of TheRiot as Parish President” thinks Roberts to himself.
So, Butch Ward’s mini-me Sissy Roberts’s fart partner at his 5 am toilet training, Tim Kerner, is attempting to make yet another illegal move on behalf of Roberts’ anointment to the Council-at Large seat vacated by Connick’s punk Young.
With plans of running for Roberts’ former District 1 seat himself, Dictator Kerner is wanting to schedule a sit-down with Tim Baudier …for what purpose ? Certainly not to offer his support to Mr. Baudier…Kerner is joined at the hips with Roberts. In fact it was probably at one of the 5 am toilet training sessions that this unlawful scheme was ‘aired’.
We are told that all of the Jefferson Parish Politico Mafioso bosses, from the Don, DA Connick on down, are on board with Sissy, just like they were with Debbie Villio…honestly to have Noodle Normand on your side is becoming the ‘political’ kiss of death. Another ‘sign’ that Mr. Baudier should stay in the race.
§1461.5. Election offenses involving bribery, threats or intimidation of election officials or candidates; penalties
A. No person shall knowingly, willfully, or intentionally:
(1) Offer money or anything of apparent present or prospective value or use, directly or indirectly, or engage in any form of intimidation to influence the action or encourage inaction of any election official with regard to the duties of his office.
(2) Give or offer to give, directly or indirectly, any money or anything of apparent present or prospective value to any person who has withdrawn or who was eliminated prior or subsequent to the primary election as a candidate for public office, for the purpose of securing or giving his political support to any remaining candidate or candidates for public office in the primary or general election.
(3) When such person is a candidate for public office who has withdrawn or was eliminated prior to or subsequent to the primary election, accept or offer to accept, directly or indirectly, any money, or anything of apparent present or prospective value that is given for the purpose of securing or giving his political support to any remaining candidate or candidates for public office in the primary or general election.
B. Whoever violates any provision of this Section shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars or be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than two years, or both, for the first offense. On a second offense, or any subsequent offense, the penalty shall be a fine of not more than five thousand dollars or imprisonment at hard labor for not more than five years, or both.
C. In the trial of a person charged with a violation of this Section, either the bribe-giver or the bribe-taker may give evidence, or make affidavit against the other, and may receive immunity from prosecution in favor of the first informer, except for perjury in giving such testimony.
Acts 2010, No. 797, §1, eff. Jan. 1, 2011.
Also these may possibly be applicable under the circumstances:
- §1469. Bribery of a candidate; crime defined; penalty
- §1468. Contributions in return for endorsement; prohibition
- §1461.1. Coercion; prohibited practices; penalties
Would DA Connick prosecute Kerner? Probably not… he has yet to prosecute Villio for her publicly confessed illegal acts relating to the election laws of both the Parish of Jefferson and the State of Louisiana. Hell, he as DA and also personally supported Villio with contributions. Connick still refuses to indict Wilkinson for his violation of election laws, that he, like Villio, publicly confessed to violating. I can only assume that Connick’s purposeful delay is to allow these criminals the defense of prescription. Yes malpractice as a result of malfeasance is a constant with this corrupt MF. So what, who’s going to do anything about it ? Caldwell…Letten,,,pleezzzzzzzz
Here’s a Latin lesson for you to swallow Dictator Kerner, assuming you can even read English:
ama crescit eundo – The rumour grows as it goes. (Vergil)
Fama nihil est celerius – Nothing is swifter than rumor
ama volat – The rumor has wings. (Vergil)
What does this all mean to you, Dictator Kerner …now the whole world knows of the conspiracy between you, Mayor Kerner and you, Councilman Roberts, to subvert the democratic process of our country!!
Slabbed commenter Whitmergate is a member of Citizens for Good Government and is a former resident of Jefferson Parish.
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