A reader shared this with us today (Updated with revised lyrics)

With the suggestion that in cases involving State Farm bad faith claims (and lord knows State Farm and Bad Faith go together like Love and Marriage), that a pretrial motion be submitted to let the policyholder lawyers show this video in jury selection and question the jury about it. This sounds reasonable to me but the slabbed may barf when they view the video to decide the merits of this suggestion for themselves. Mark my words this will happen, it’s just a question of when.  😉

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PMwTwY7SUs]

You and I must make a pact
We must bring Ed Rust more money back
Where there is disaster
I won’t be there

I’ll reach out my hand to you,
In your back pocket fleecing you
Just call my name and I won’t be there

Chorus:
And oh – I’ll be there pretending to comfort you,
Build my legal defenses while fooling you
I’m so glad that I found a fool to fleece like you
I’ll be there with bait and switch thats strong
I’ll sap your strength, while holding on to your claim
Yes I will, yes I will

Let me fill your heart with tears and despair
To not pay your valid claim, well thats all I’m after
Whenever you need me, I won’t be there
But our lawyers will be there to shaft you
With a greedy heart that does not respect you
Just call my name and I won’t be there

(chorus)

If you should ever find a lawyer who will sue
I know he’d better be good for you
Cause if he doesn’t, I’ll shaft you

Dont you know, baby, yeah yeah
I’ll won’t be there, I won’t be there, just call my name, I won’t be there

(just look over your shoulders, honey – ooh)

I’ll won’t be there, I won’t be there, just call my name, I won’t be there

sop

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