In the often cruel and seemingly out-of-control world of Katrina litigation, the opinion/order Judge Senter issued today assures us he’s in control and demanding the best of all who come before him – a Patton addressing his troops before Normandy.
“Men, this stuff that some sources sling around…is a crock of bullshit. The General paused and looked over the crowd. “You are not all going to die,” he said slowly. “Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle…
A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you’re not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!”
Patton’s grim expression did not change. “There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily”, he roared into the microphone, “All because one man went to sleep on the job”. He paused and the men grew silent. “But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did”.
As you’ll see, Senter’s opinion/order was a victory for the public and a defeat for none of the parties involved – and no one should suggest otherwise. Read it for yourself – if not for the information, for pleasure of reading a textbook-worthy opinion.
At some point, this action has to be resolved on its merits, and the enormous sideshow that has developed around the identity of Relators’ counsel and the wrongful taking of these documents has to stop. By previous order, I have set a briefing schedule for the dispositive motions now pending, and I am sure there are other motions yet to come. I would like to reach the merits of these motions and indeed the merits of this action as soon as possible. The parties and the public deserve no less.
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